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livingthelollife:

qteapumpkinpie:

newerleaf:

avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER

THIS DOES KEEP GETTING BETTER AND BETTER LOL

WHAT THE FUCK

ahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahha

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
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yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

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barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

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spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

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eatingisfab:

imagine life without copy paste

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scottthepilgrim:

actionables:

The mating calls of a teenage white boy

what the FUCK

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

toomanyfandomssolittletime:

its really hard being a Hindu, because i wanna taste beef but i can’t because of religion. damn.

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wAIT WHAT

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mY SKIN IS WHITE???

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I’M NOT INDIAN???? I’VE NOT BEEN A HINDU FOR 16 YEARS BECAUSE MY PARENTS ARE ALSO HINDUS??

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cAN I FINALLY STOP WORSHIPPING COWS?!?!?!!

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methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

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absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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thirstfollower:

theycallme-dick:

pierce-alexandria-with-sirens:

remember the guy who played Dustin in Zoey 101?

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look at him now

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and remember the guy who played Chase?

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look at him now

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remember the guy who played logan?

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look at him now

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how do you arrest weed??

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troyE HOW DO I KISS A BOy???????

@ifollowbadblogs

troyesivan:

  • lippy lippy v soft
  • kiss kiss
  • open Opening
  • tonguey tong 
  • lick lick y um
  • mwa!!!
  • nibb-nibble
  • mwa x2
  • (boom ba doom bang!!!!)

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aki-anyway:

ravenshadow-rants:

maria-ruta:

bluetiesandflannelshirts:

maria-ruta:

hamburgergod:

maria-ruta:

schottishy:

m-i-y-u-k-i-nyaa:

daitoshi:

all-canadian-striderp:

cheese3d:

cheese3d:

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*O*

OH MY GOOD!!!!!

ThAT’S IT!!!!

#0o0#

let me repeat

THERE NEEDS TO BE A WEBSERIES

(and genderbends)

katara:

everything always happens so much

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